[Verse 1]
And the world is square and your tires are flat
And you lose your keys and your favorite fat hat
You're leaping frogs and you're eating bees
And askin' Saint Jude for a pretty please
When the buzzer is broke and you're given the kiss
From your friends who all moved to Los Angeles
The refrigerator's filled with nothing but ice
Some old nail polish and some orange Slice
And you haven't a dime, or an appetite
'Cause your honey said, "Honey, go fly a kite"
When you're out on a limb, and you're up in a tree
M-I-S-S-I-N-G

[Pre-Chorus]
Just remember what the biker chick said
That you're really alive, when you wish you were dead
And there isn't a god, or a heaven or hell
Life's a little old apple and a William Tell

[Chorus]
"Bridge out, phone down, wise up, blow town, baby"
That's all she had to say
And if you wanna get lost, whatever the cost
You better not stay
"Bridge out, phone down, wise up, blow town, baby"
That's all she had to say
And if you wanna get lost, whatever the cost
You better not stay
[Solo 1]

[Verse 2]
When the fish won't bite and you're all outta worms
And your buttons have busted and your bottom burns
And it's "hit me, bartender" every day and night
And you're outta mind, and outta sight

[Pre-Chorus]
Just remember what the biker chick said
That you're really alive, when you wish you were dead
And there isn't a god, or a heaven or hell
Life's a little old apple and a William Tell

[Chorus]
"Bridge out, phone down, wise up, blow town, baby"
That's all she had to say
And if you wanna get lost, whatever the cost
You better not stay
"Bridge out, phone down, wise up, blow town, baby"
That's all she had to say
And if you wanna get lost, whatever the cost
You better not stay

[Solo 2]
[Chorus]
And if you wanna get lost, whatever the cost
You better not stay
"Bridge out, phone down, wise up, blow town, baby"
That's all she had to say
And if you wanna get lost, whatever the cost
You better not stay
"Bridge out, phone down, wise up, blow town, baby"