[Intro]
Howdy people?
Here's a little story 'bout an oooole friend of mine
And to all you great folks out there, this is hardcore 10-4....

[Chorus]
Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Oh-Oh

[Verse 1]
I jumped out of my bed this morning
Then I heard this crunchy sound
From my left leg that was broken
And a note was laying on the ground

[Pre-Chorus]
Baby I am leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got, aah you suck

[Chorus]
Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on
On my way through cross town traffic
I was hit by a giant truck
I came late to work and got fired
Then suddenly the thunder struck
Oh-Oh
[Pre-Chorus]
Baby I am leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got aah you suck

[Chorus]
Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

[Bridge]
Life's a country song
Hardcore 10-4
What the heck is wrong- yiiii-ha
Life's a country song
Hardcore 10-4
What the heck is going on
Life's a country song
Hardcore 10-4
What the heck is wrong- yiiii-ha
Life's a country song
Hardcore 10-4
What the heck is going on
[Outro]
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Hardcore 10-4
Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is wrong, my life is a country song
Freaky, hardcore, Friday, 10-4, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on
Well folks, that's all for now
Life is just a long long country song
And that's a big 10-4...10-4...10-4