[Intro]
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole
I love you, Mr. Hole!

[Verse 1: Jake Hole & DigBar]
Ridin' on my guy like the cavalry
He a butt slut, we so rough, we burnin' calories (En garde)
Sword fightin' in his bed if he challenge me
His legs spreadin' like the plague, I don't mind if it's bad for me (Yeeaah)
His booty lookin' bigger than a castle, then I hit him with the paddle, then I hop up on his saddle (Slap, slap, slap)
Took me to the dungeon, chains rattlin'
Now I'm eatin', munchin' two dudes booty battling
I'm tossin' all the salad
And you know I'm his knight in latex armor (Uh huh)
Seed in his butt, I'm a gay sex farmer (Uh huh)
Pulled his G-string like a well trained archеr (Ah yeah)
I do for the King, do it for the honor (Oh yеah)
I tickle the gooch then I move to the scrote (The scrote)
Invadin' his fortress, my croc in his moat (Woah)
I charge him 3 shillings, two cattle, one goat
Then I'm pipin' the booty, and workin' his throat, fo' sho'
Not talkin' bout executions when I'm talkin' 'bout head
I got the King and the Jester all naked in bed
Ready the army, every dude at once
No coat of arms, but I'm coatin' their butts
And I'm throatin' the nuts, (Ayy) yeah I'm throatin' the nuts
[Verse 2: DigBar]
I got a dude from the medieval times
Take off his armor, put D in his spine
Hop on your horse, and come hop on this horse
I got more n***as comin', so please wait in line
I'm just a peasant, but my meat is pleasant
And I'm home alone, I ain't talkin' 'bout Kevin
I measured his dick with my mouth, it was seven
A big booty teacher, I teach him a lesson
I'm fuckin' a Jester, think his name Fletcher
He throw his balls, I be the catcher
We breakin' records, when I get done with his booty
You hearin' the sirens, they bringing a stretcher
But not for me though
I wrap him up like burrito, I shoot through his butt like torpedo
He my lil' snack, like a Cheeto
I'm suckin' him dry, all my n***as call me a mosquito

[Outro: DigBar]
(Fuckin' on medieval booty, fuckin' on medieval booty, yeah-yeah)
(Fuckin' on medieval booty, fuckin' on medieval booty, yeah-yeah)
(Fuckin' on medieval booty, fuckin' on medieval booty, yeah-yeah)
(Fuckin' on medieval booty, fuckin' on medieval booty, yeah-yeah)