[Verse 1: DigBar]
Man, back in the day, I used to whip a fucking Honda
Took a trip up to the store
Because I had to buy some condoms
Saw a n***a posted up
At the wall, at the CVS
Dripped out
And he had some diamonds
They was VVS[?]
He said 'What's up?'
Said 'Nothing much; I'm here to pick up rubbers.'
He said 'Rubbers? Are they for yo brother?'
'Nah, they not my brother's'
He said 'Oh, who's the lucky lady?'
That's when things got crazy
I said 'Uh, it's not a lady, it's a thick n***a named Grady.'
He start backin up
He look disgusted
And then he started cussin'
He said 'I ain't know that the guys was the people you been bustin'
I said 'Yeah, is that a problem?'
He said 'Nah, it ain't no problem'
So it's safe to say that on that guy
Was how I used that condom
I took him home
I got in his butt
And I started fuckin' it
I took the dick right out his pants
I slapped it and started sucking it
It's halloween
I gotta get dressed up
I gotta go home
My costume top-notch
I'm dressed as OG Mudbone[?]
And the best part about the costume is
I can use my own dick
I don't need a prop
'cause me and OG Mudbone
Both got 20 inch cocks
When the n***as saw my costume they was all in shock
They all took turns coming up and feelin' on my cock
It was a great night
I met a short n***a and his name was Great White
Even though he short
He still gives great pipe
Me and Great White both got up
And we walked to the car
He said 'what's yo name'
And I said 'yo, my name is DigBar'
Two steps out the door
He start kissing me, we ain't get far
He said 'Yo, DigBar'
'I'm tryna get that dick, alr?'
I said 'Bet'
We hopped in the 'vette
Driving home to the creepers of sex[?]
Great White, in the car that's a flex
Short arms, lookin like a T-Rex
We at the door
We ain't even walk in
He said 'No talking'
He threw me down
On the fucking ground
Started dicking down
Damn his booty round
We was fuckin' good
For about an hour
Then we hopped up in the shower
Then another n***a came in
He big and black, like the White Tower[?]
Great White lookin' at him like:
'How the hell does he still exist?'
Then the big n***a said
'Great White, who is this?'
(And after that, that's when shit really went down)
(Dick)