[Intro]
Damn, he thick

[Chorus]
Damn he thick, he my dude
Pullin down his pants and I'm playin with his glutes
Blowin on that like a motherfucking flute
Being gay is the move, it is in my family room (Damn, he thick)

[Verse 1]
Check out his wagon Imma call him Chuck
If he keep on saggin imma get up in his dump truck
Booty gettin dump dump, right before I jump up
Flip him on his back and imma give that butt a [?] (Damn, he's thick)

He's thick I can tell by his sweatpants
BBC tatted on my motherfucking headband
Whispered in my ear
He said, "You gon be a dead man"
Right before he put me in a motherfucking handstand

Woah, I didn't even know that I was flexible
Any dick under 7 inches, man that's unacceptable
Buff white n***a he lookin like Mr. Incredible
Dick got me high I guess his penis is inedible
What's that sayin?
Oh, "He's thicker than a snicker"
When I see them cheeks bounce man they make cum quicker
And the way he throw the balls man he gotta be a pitcher
Got a nice bald head lookin like Derek Fisher (Derek Fisher)

Not Derek Fisher I mean Mr. Clean
Gargling on that semen in my mouth just like its Listerine
Slappin on my booty with that penis till its blistering
Trynna find the end to that big cock, its like a mystery
Its like a mystery which means I can't find it
He spit all on my booty when he slap it I don't mind it (don't mind it)

When he walks past me man I wish I could rewind it
GBI tatted on my butt, it stands for, "Get behind It" (Get behind n***a)

I'm sorry if I gave ya'll n***as too much information
I got raped by 6 n***as at Hawaii on vacation
I have probably fucked a n***a in like every single nation
And my doctor diagnosed me with excessive masturbation (Goddamn)

Damn he's thick
I ain't never seen a n***a this thick bro (Just look at his booty)
Look at it (Damn, he's thick)
Thick as fuck (Just look at his booty, n***a)
[Chorus]
Damn he thick, he my dude
Pullin down his pants and I'm playin with his glutes
Blowin on that like a motherfucking flute
Being gay is the move, it is in my family room (Its in my room)

[Verse 2]
He's thick I need to attack that
I don't wanna see no more booty on my snapchat
Trynna fuck his booty and then dip like a black dad (Bye, bye)
Fuck him till that little n***a blowin out my back bad (Damn, he's thick)
Yes sir, the n***a has a bubble
Steady thinking bout him like a crossword puzzle
Took him to McDonalds and I got him a McDouble
Cuz a McDouble is what he needs to keep his bubble

[Outro]
Damn n***a, how did you get so thick?
Umm, I just been doin a lotta squats and eatin a lot of McDoubles, you know?
Well whatever you doin, you better keep that shit it up
Cuz I love what I'm seeing on that ass
I just love the thickness and how round it is when I slap it
(Damn, he's thick)