[Intro]
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole

[Verse 1: DigBar]
Can y'all just give me a moment to say thanks
I'm just thankful to the booties
All the booties that I spank
Man, I used to be a rookie
Now I'm climbing up the ranks
Spanksgiving, if I'm living
Man, there ain't a better day
Now let's pray
Man, I'm thankful for my arms and my hands
'Cause I beat 'em on a butt
Just like I'm marching in a band
I be drumming on that butt like a nutcracker
Certified drummer boy, certified butt smacker
Spank, spank, spank, n***a
If you ain't even spanking nothing, you need shanked
See a man and spank that cake
And he be telling me "Gee, thanks"
Just because we spanking n***as
That don't mеan that we gay
I need y'all to write this down
I'm tryna give y'all free gamе, n***a
If you see DigBar and Jake, show the cake
Are you crazy?
Go'n shake that cake, shake that dressing and gravy
Spanksgiving, wouldn't miss it
I don't care if you paid me
By the end of the day, all my n***as gon' hate me
[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Wait here by the door
Got an order of the lube on the way
My bro, my whore
Thanksgiving, get spanked, get spanked
Not gay if it's two men kissing
Not gay if it's two friends jizzing
Not gay if it's two men
If it is, okay then

[Verse 2: Jake Hole]
Yeah, I'm thankful
Thanks to the bone
Ugh, I'm the gay Chappell Roan
I'm in Vegas with the second best dome
And these clowns on the hunt for my butt like I'm Gon
Get it? Then I'm gone, yeah, I'm out
Haters talk a lot, 'til my meat's in their mouth
And every Thanksgiving, there's a lot of spanks given
Grand opening his butt, guess it's time to cut the ribbon off
Beat his butt 'til it's tender
Freak fest when we pregame December
Dudes sword fighting like professional fencers
Catch us hanging out in the back of the Spencer's
Creampie his pumpkin, do dessert my way
Stuff 'em like a turkey, get 'em juicy with the right taste
Wednesday, had a white guy here at my place
Then an Asian on Thursday and then it was Black Friday
[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Wait here by the door
Got an order of the lube on the way
My bro, my whore
Thanksgiving, get spanked, get spanked
Not gay if it's two men kissing
Not gay if it's two friends jizzing
Not gay if it's two men
If it is, okay then
Wait here by the door
Got an order of the lube on the way
My bro, my whore
Thanksgiving, get spanked, get spanked
Not gay if it's two men kissing
Not gay if it's two friends jizzing
Not gay if it's two men
If it is, okay then

[Outro: DigBar]
Fuck Thanksgiving, this is Spanksgiving
Fuck Thanksgiving, this is Spanksgiving
Fuck Thanksgiving, this is Spanksgiving
Just spank a n***a butt if you see it
Just spank a n***a's butt, ain't no penis
Just spank a n***a's butt, ain't no penis
N***a, fuck Thanksgiving, this is Spanksgiving
Fuck Thanksgiving, this is Spanksgiving