[Edgar Gordon]
We've been through this before

[Hope Gordon]
You're free to walk out the door

[Edgar]
But I think it needs to be said

[Hope]
Too much hockey's not good for the head

[Farley Gordon]
Oh, parents, your worries are in vain
Playing shinny will not
Rot my brain
In fact, study after study has conclusively proven
The benefits of exercise-induced movin'

[Hope]
Look at the temperature, it's colder than Venus
You'll get frostbite on your-

[Edgar]
Toe
[Farley]
I'm wearin' my organic wool sweater, so I'm good to go

[Edgar]
Though physical activity is a worthwhile tonic
The clientele at the rink is rather moronic

[Farley]
Elitism about sports aside
Even Einstein, over the ice
He liked to glide

[Both Hope and Edgar]
Ooh
Where's our Farley?
The boy that we adore
Where's our Farley?
Why's he always skipping out the door?

[Farley]
Where's your Farley?
He loves to skate and score
Where's your Farley?
He'll be back for dinner!