[Intro]
(Zaytoven)
Man, why this lame-ass n***a steady callin' me, bruh?
Ayy, man, who gave this n***a my motherfuckin' phone number, bruh?
What, I fucked his bitch or somethin'?
What, he wanna spend some money or somethin'?
Shit, man, a lame-ass n***a, man (Paper Route Empire)

[Verse 1]
If you a fuck n***a, I can't fuck with you (Sorry)
Don't care if I just met you or grew up with you (I don't care)
If you's a bad bitch, lil' mama, then what's up with you? (What's poppin'?)
I wanna pick you up, smoke one, and go have lunch with you (I'm on the way)
All of my n***as my n***as forever (Ayy)
All of my bitches my bitches forever
Nah, we ain't together, but she do whatever I tell her
Got work on the scale and the chopper on the dresser (Uh-huh)
I pour up the drank and don't measure (Raw)
Stack paper just for pleasure (It's Dolph)
Ain't nothing but dollar signs across my whole schedule
Nowadays, you can't pay a n***a to keep it real
I'm kickin' n***as up out the spot like I'm Uncle Phil

[Chorus]
I'm smokin' (Yup), I'm countin' (Yup), I'm drinkin' (Yup), I'm plottin' (Yup)
I'm smokin' (Yup), I'm countin' (What else?), I'm drinkin' (Okay), I'm plottin' (Yeah)
I'm smokin' (Yup), I'm countin' (Yup), I'm drinkin' (Yup), I'm plottin'
I'm smokin' (Damn), I'm countin' (Yup), I'm drinkin', they watchin'
I'm smokin' (Yeah), countin' (Yeah), drinkin' (Yeah), plottin' (Yeah)
I'm smokin' (Yeah), I'm countin' (Yeah), I'm drinkin' (Yeah), I'm plottin' (It's Dolph)
I'm smokin' (Yup), I'm countin' (What else?), I'm drinkin' (Yup), I'm plottin' (Damn)
I'm smokin' (Yup), I'm countin' (Damn), I'm drinkin', they watchin'
[Verse 2]
I'm stylin' (Yup), they watchin' (Yup)
My style (What?), they copy (Yup)
They hatin', but they can't stop me (Nah)
Pull up on your bitch, get some sloppy (Hey)
Got twenty bitches in the lobby (Twenty)
We 'bout to have a slumber party (Woo)
Young n***a all about the profit (It's Dolph)
Do I give a fuck? Hardly (Nah)
Fell asleep throwed on the drink, woke up next to a Barbie (16 Zips)
Jumped out the bed, threw my clothes on, grab my strap, and I'm outtie (Yup)
Live every day like it's Friday (Yup), get higher than a Delta pilot
Real gangsters move in silence, smokin' kush on an island

[Chorus]
I'm smokin' (Yup), I'm countin' (Yup), I'm drinkin' (Yup), I'm plottin' (Yup)
I'm smokin' (Yup), I'm countin' (What else?), I'm drinkin' (Okay), I'm plottin' (Yeah)
I'm smokin' (Yup), I'm countin' (Yup), I'm drinkin' (Yup), I'm plottin'
I'm smokin' (Damn), I'm countin' (Yup), I'm drinkin', they watchin'
I'm smokin' (Yeah), countin' (Yeah), drinkin' (Yeah), plottin' (Yeah)
I'm smokin' (Yeah), I'm countin' (Yeah), I'm drinkin' (Yeah), I'm plottin' (It's Dolph)
I'm smokin' (Yup), I'm countin' (What else?), I'm drinkin' (Yup), I'm plottin' (Damn)
I'm smokin' (Yup), I'm countin' (Damn), I'm drinkin', they watchin'