[Intro:]
(Rapper Dappy has been at it again, getting himself into trouble)
(Rushed and evasive, N-Dubz lead singer Dappy fights his way into Guildford Crown Court)
(He's written a rap and made a video, he's called it Tarzan 2)
(As the rapper hugs tearful fans after avoiding prison)
(He added Dappy had learnt a very important lesson indeed)
(It's easy, you can talk about my fame as facts that you know about me
I'm in the public eye)
(I hate it but I'm a good person
I got a good heart, I got morals)
(Paparazzi, I'm filming you guys for once
Say something for my camera man)
(Interlude)
Shout out to Diego and my brother M.A.Z.E Revenge

[Verse:]
Yup! Versace Versace, I’ll lick down a hater cause I ain’t Gianni
If my kids want a bike well it’s only right I bring back a Ferrari
I bet, you didn’t know that the 20 gold chains ‘round my neck
I could swap 'em for property (I swapped that shit)
Cause when you skip jail and splash money in Mayfair, that’s real life Monopoly
If you think your baby mama’s a bitch, think again mine’s a monstrosity
Well she’s only pissed I treat all of my bitches equally, call it democracy
All of these hoes think because they cook and clean for me they can just climb up on top of me
Bitch my dick is a ticket so because of that I’d rather you swallow the lotteryWe used to rock Nikes and hoodies and scarves round our face
To keep low in the manor
But now its Versace Versace, Armani, Cavalli, Dolce and Gabbana
See I am in touch with a feminine side
And your mum is a piff, yeah I bet I could bang her
So Versace Versace, these fools want a piece of me but I ain’t Montana
You can hustle all you want but my bars hold weight
Put 'em on your scales, that shit will break
That reptile around your waist is a snake
Cos she keeps on tryna fuck me like she wants to catch a case; that’s rape
What's up when you’ll be spending all your money on silicon handbags and all type of pedicures
But she’s call me Papi with tats on her body the thing is
That’s my name instead of yours
My neighbour’s a pussy, he thinks that I’m cocky
I’m young with a house worth a million
He tells me to turn down the music
Instead I have a rave right in my living room
Catch me in Dubai or on the street in Ibiza
Four bad bitches hanging out my 2-seater
When you too busy in the ends sweating in a cab
All the depression is not around me
Its Versace Versace Versace
I walk in Versace and leave in Versace
Then I went and got Zeus tatted on my arm, so it’s only right that I love souvlaki
I ate sushi, my life’s plush
That was just a dream back when I was on a bus
Now when I feel rough, I could just jump in a jet
And fly anywhere in the world whenever I’ve had enough
Like cos cool you know me
But done; leave me alone
At least have something constrructive to say
Next time you make me pick up the phone
I must be sitting on a gold mine
You are onto me more than my own wife
So fuck you if you’ve known me since ‘09
There’s motherfuckers that’ve known me my whole lifeThose motherfuckers that’ve known me my whole lifeNeed more than 20 bottles for the whole night
I’m back and I’m flying a flight through the city
And I will carry on doing that my whole lifeIf you add up what’s on my neck that’s more than what’s in your bank
You wanna back out a strap well it better not be a blank
So good luck to these thirsty bruddas
Tryna get a drink off me that I already drank
[Outro:]
I drank that shit
I drank that shit
Cos I'm the motherfucking king of the jungle
I drank that shit
And I ain't forgot about them other guys
This is just 2.5
Wait til you hear 3