[Interlude]
One day I picked up my Alicia Keys
I was dressed in all James Brown
I was driving in a Tony Lane
Headed yo' motherfucking way
She wanted me to Iggy Pop some Led Zeppelin
But I was too Taylor Swift for my toes so I crept again
She gave it a Chevy Chase 'cause she couldn't wait
So I took her by the Lyndsey Lohan
They say I Chris Tucked her
In the stable, pimp for hire
I got nervous, start running, hit the Christina Applegate
And mind you, this is a hot Donna Summer
So I jumped in the Ricky Lake and she was Marvin Gaye
Kissed the girls, worked at Chevy Chase
So what’s the use?
If there’s two things in life I ain’t never scene that’s a pretty bull dog and a bitch that tell the truth
If you could call that bitch a bitch, you would
Some of y’all n***as probably should