[Verse 1]
Thought I was lookin' good
So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood
Was invited by a skinny girl
Into her high-class world
Left my bicycle under the stairs
Laid my coat across the kosher chairs
Made my way across the crowded room
I had nothing to lose
My reception wasn't very keen
So turning on a friendly grin
Stood on the table with my glass of gin
I had nothing to lose

[Chorus]
I was glad to come
And I'll be so sad to leave
But while I was here
I had me a real good time
I was glad to come
And I'll be so sad to leave
But while I was here
I had me a real good time

[Verse 2]
Dancing madly 'round the room, yeah
Singing loudly and sorta out of tune
Was escorted by a friendly slag
Round the bedroom and back
Wandered across to the door
Missed my step and I fell on the floor
Said one word and I was asked to leave
Kinda wished I was dead
[Chorus]
I was glad to come
And I'll be so sad to leave
But while I was here
I had me a real good time, woo

[Instrumental Break]

[Post-Chorus]
Woo
Oh, yeah

[Outro]
I was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home, yeah (Woo)
The vicar, he simply reeked of gin (Woo)
On my way home, I happened to fall off my bicycle (Woo)
I was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home, yeah
Woo, oh, yeah
Woo
And I went home