[Chorus: Donga]
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, whca-whca it’s Donga
Hi, my name is, where? My name is, when?
My name is, dhca-dhca it’s Donga
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, whca-whca it’s Donga
Hi, my name is, where? My name is, when?
My name is, dhca-dhca it’s Donga

[Intro: Donga]
Pardon me!
May I have the attention of the tribe?

[Verse 1: Donga & FailureHatesYou]
Me Donga rolling wheel of the disabled tribe
Me threatened every man in magic fire box
Want to mimic my spirit? And do everything Donga did?
Become a failed wrestler and date saber-tooth pink feather? (You wouldn’t want to do that)
My legs are dead weight, Donga might have AIDS
*pause*
Dead air
*pause*
Donga was provoked
Will fight Ralphamale tribe with one wheel tied behind my back
Does Donga work at a car dealership? Me can’t even decide
I drank a fifth of fire water, could you give my chair a push?
(Oh boy...heh...i-i-it’s Failure time, how you guys doin’?)
It puts the buffalo-fed on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again
[Chorus: Donga]
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, whca-whca it’s Donga
Hi, my name is, where? My name is, when?
My name is, dhca-dhca it’s Donga
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, whca-whca it’s Donga
Hi, my name is, where? My name is, when?
My name is, dhca-dhca it’s Donga

[Verse 2: Donga]
Failure! The Northern tribe needs to be locked away!
Don’t just sit there, gay operate!
Donga hide in teepee, it’s too scary to fight
Ralphamale tribe made Donga change name
Donga now Chief Megafaggot (111-0)

[Outro: FailureHatesYou, Ethan Ralph, & Adonis Paul (AP)]
“Tell ‘em Failure, disavow all that shit”
That’s a very short synopsis!
It doesn’t change any fucking contracts and yet you sign it under a different name
I refuse to believe that you can’t understand the concept of signing an agreement under the same name they can cut a check to!
That is retarded! Retarded! I have to believe—you’re fucking stupid to believe that!