[TINA]
A buh-buh buh buh-buh (A buh-buh buh buh-buh)
You went to school to learn, girl
Things you never, never knew before

[KURT]
Like I before E except after C

[TINA]
And why 2 plus 2 makes 4
Now now now, I'm gonna teach you (Teach you, teach you)
All about love, dear (All about love)

[MIKE]
Sit yourself down and take a seat
All you gotta do is repeat after me

[TINA with NEW DIRECTIONS]
ABC, easy as 123
Oh, simple as do re mi
ABC, 123, baby, you and me, girl
ABC, easy as 123 (QUINN: Oooh...)
Oh, simple as do re mi
ABC, 123, baby, you and me, girl
(Come on, let me love you just a little bit)
Come on, let me love you just a little bit
(Teach, teach, sing it out)
Come on, come on, come on, let me show you what it's all about
[QUINN]
Reading, writing, arithmetic
Are the branches on the learning tree

[MIKE]
But listen, without the roots of love, let me tell you, girl

[KURT]
Your education ain't complete

[TINA]
T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you (Show you, show you)
How to get an A (Nah nah nah nah naah)

[MIKE]
Spell "me", "you", add the two
Listen to me, baby, that's all you gotta do

[TINA with NEW DIRECTIONS]
Oh, ABC, it's easy as 123
Oh, simple as do re mi
ABC, 123, baby, you and me, girl
ABC, it's easy, it's like counting up to 3 (Quinn: Oooh...)
Sing a simple melody (Do re mi, ABC)
That's how easy love can be
That's how easy love can be
Sing a simple melody (That's how easy love can be)
123, you and me!
[KURT]
Sit down girl, I think I love you!

[MIKE]
No, get up girl, show me what you can do!

[TINA with NEW DIRECTIONS]
Shake it, shake it, baby (Mike: Come on now!)
Shake it, shake it, baby (Kurt: Ooh, ooh)
Shake it shake it, baby (Mike: Oh!)
123, baby (Kurt: Ooh, ooh)
ABC, baby (Mike: Nah, nah)
Do re mi, baby
That's how easy love can be
ABC, it's easy, it's like counting up to 3 (Quinn: Oooh...)
Sing a simple melody (Do re mi, ABC)
That's how easy love can be

[MIKE]
I'ma gonna teach you how to sing it out

[Tina]
Come on, come on, come on, let me show you what it's all about

[TINA with NEW DIRECTIONS]
ABC, it's easy, it's like counting up to 3 (Quinn: Oooh...)
Sing a simple melody (Do re mi, ABC)
That's how easy love can be
[MIKE]
I'ma gonna teach you how to sing it out, sing it out

[TINA]
Oh, oh, oh baby

[MIKE]
Sing it out, sing it out, sing it!

[TINA with NEW DIRECTIONS]
ABC, it's easy, it's like counting up to 3 (Quinn: Oooh...)
Sing a simple melody (Do re mi, ABC)
That's how easy love can be

[MIKE]
I'ma gonna teach you how to sing it out, sing it out

[TINA with NEW DIRECTIONS]
Easy as 123!