[Intro]
Oh my goodness, what have I done?
我的天啊，我到底干了什么？
Oh no, I can't believe it
哦不，我不敢相信
It's like I've got the whole world in my palm
全世界仿佛都在我股掌之中
And I'm ready to drop bombs
而我已经准备好投下炸弹

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
欢迎来到Slim Shady的圣地，Rebecca
It's the village in New York, right next to the Tribeca
这是纽约的一个小村子，就在翠贝卡旁边
That's my sector, homosexual dissector
那就是我的部门，同性恋解剖部
Come again, rewind selector
再来一遍，快退选项
I said, nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector
我说，这直肠好啊，我刚做了绝精手术，Hector
So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya
所以我要是像双性恋那样干你你不会怀孕的
Hannibal Lecter in the guy section, I bet ya
汉尼拔在男人区，我跟你打赌
I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya
不到五秒的功夫我就引诱到了你
They say once bitten then twice shy, well lie next to the guy
他们说一旦被咬一次第二次就害羞，去躺到那家伙旁边去
With nine ecstasy pills and five extra
九颗摇头丸
Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yes sir
还有五盒带突起的安全套，为什么要”是，先生“
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
我从梳妆台上拿走了剩下的安定
That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester?
这就是我的一贯风格，Lester，我还应该试点别的什么？
Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester
让那婊子第二学期开始前就被开除
Perform the home abortion with Dexter, then I guess I'll
在家跟Dexter一起手动给人堕胎
Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger, then digest her
我大概会拿钢丝衣架把胎儿挖出来，然后吃掉她
[Chorus]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
我猜你该恨我了
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
开始吧，把笔给我
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
我要怎么开始呢？又要在哪儿结束？
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
这世界就是一个健身球，你们全都在里面
I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again
我猜你该恨我了
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
开始吧，把笔给我
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
我要怎么开始呢？又要在哪儿结束？
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
我的健身球，你们都在我的健身球里，朋友们

[Verse 2]
All my Westside bitches throw it up
我西边的婊子们全都吐了
Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up
往你的小妹妹里塞个气球，然后把它吹炸
Man, I think that he just fell off the deep end, sure enough
天，我很确信他刚刚跌进深渊了
So you better change the station to keep from throwing up
所以你最好还是换个地方以防吐出来
Man, you seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it
兄弟，你以前就什么都见过了，你熟得很
There's a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it
地板上有个阴茎还有俩球，你知道这是谁干的
You know you with it, girl, don't front, oh no you didn't
你知道你想要的，小妞，别面对面做，哦你可别这么干
I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole, you kiddin'?
我不会强奸所有的Pussycat Dolls成员？Nicole，你在逗我吗？
I'll pee on Rihanna, see man, I do what I wanna
我要在Rihanna身上撒尿，看吧，我为所欲为
Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy-gluin' Madonna
在桑拿房喷香水，缠着Madonna不放
To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two, then sit on her
缠到La-Z-Boy的沙发上，把她折成两半然后坐上去
Imagine the visual for that, man, who would've thought I
想想这景象吧，天，谁能想到
Could ever be such a relentless prick, unleashing his vengeance
我会变成这样无情的鸟人，肆意报复
But the chick's so old, she looks like she outlived a life sentence
可这女人太老了，像是刚蹲完无期徒刑死了一样
I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive
我从未想过这样押韵这么冒犯人
If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive
你要不是那么保守就不会这么冒犯，你也太敏感了
[Chorus]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
我猜你该恨我了
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
开始吧，把笔给我
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
我要怎么开始呢？又要在哪儿结束？
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
这世界就是一个健身球，你们全都在里面
I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again
我猜你该恨我了
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
开始吧，把笔给我
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
我要怎么开始呢？又要在哪儿结束？
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
我的健身球，你们都在我的健身球里，朋友们

[Verse 3]
Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand
将Christopher Reeves放在带有脚架的独轮车上
Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand
踢上一脚然后把他推进流沙
Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch
来吧，大家伙，需要帮一把吗？抓住这根树枝
With both hands, man, they don't understand, I'm just a sick man
两手一起，天，他们根本不懂，我只是有病
Now everybody's pissed at me
如今所有人都生我的气
Like it's my fault his name rhymes with so many different words, jeez
他的名字这么容易押韵又不是我的错，我天
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
所以最后一次了，Christopher Reeves先生
Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please?
你不能为了我分解开来然后说出歌词吗？求你了？
"Eminem, I'm coming to kill you (inhale)
”Eminem，我要杀了你（深吸）
Always hated you, and I still do
我一直讨厌你，现在还是讨厌
You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume (inhale)
你永远也做不了我，我的超人制服（深吸）
Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you
你穿根本不合身，他们不会认同你
You're taking this shit too far (inhale)
你越界了（深吸）
Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire
你以为你是谁？衣橱里挂着我的制服
Every day I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard
每一天我都更恨你，丢掉纸板
Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore"
你要是真硬核就来跳霹雳舞吧“
[Chorus]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
我猜你该恨我了
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
开始吧，把笔给我
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
我要怎么开始呢？又要在哪儿结束？
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
这世界就是一个健身球，你们全都在里面
I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again
我猜你该恨我了
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
开始吧，把笔给我
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
我要怎么开始呢？又要在哪儿结束？
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
我的健身球，你们都在我的健身球里，朋友们

[Outro]
The world is mine
整个世界都是我的