[Verse 1]
Slide some oil to me
Let it trickle down my spine
If you don't have S.T.P
Crisco will do just fine

Slide some to my elbows
And to my fingers if you would

Slide some oil to me, girl
Whoo! Don't that feel good!

[Verse 2]
Slide some oil to my feet
Look-a-there! I got toes again
Come on, slide some oil to my knees
And let me see if I can bend

Slide some oil to me
I'm beginning to feel just fine

Slide some oil down my throat
And let me lubricate my mind

[Verse 3]
Slide some oil to me
Go ahead, hit my shoulder blades
Those who don't have to lubricate
Sure got it made
Slide some oil to me
Let it slip down my side

Laying there in one position
Sure does make me tired

Now watch me dance!

[Instrumental break]
Come on, you metal metatarsals, don't fail me now!
Do this!

[Outro]
And let me lubricate my mind!