[Verse 1]
Let me tell you a story
The same story you've heard about 1000 times in a 1000 different songs
(About a girl)
So I was at the bus stop waiting for the 33
When my eyes, they fell upon the finest creature that I’d ever seen
I mean… jeeeez.. she was hot
“HOW HOT?”
Hotter than a chilli curry hot
“DAMN THATS HOT!”
You know it!
And then she turned to me and she asked for the time
But then when I tried to open my mouth, man
I couldn’t even reply because…

[Chorus]
Because I’ve never, ever, ever been very good with girls
They’ve got me feeling kind of shy
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
I just can’t look them in the eye
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
You know I’m asking myself, why?
These g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
They’ve got me going out my mind
You can call me Cassa-never...
[Verse 2]
Ever since I was a little boy
(I was so awkward)
I found it hard to hold a conversation
(Oh what a poor kid)
And then when I grew up, I didn’t grow up, I just grew more introspective
A universe of people I neglected
I redirected focus into music
Hocus pocus, making music in my bedroom like a wizard brewing potions
An ocean of awkward silences, they lay before me
The guy that gets the girl was never me
That's not my story
Because…

[Chorus]
Because I’ve never, ever, ever been very good with girls
They’ve got me feeling kind of shy
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
I just can’t look them in the eye
These g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
You know I’m asking myself, why?
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
They’ve got me going out my mind

[Outro]
I’ll never be James Bond...
8x (Ooooooooh)