[Intro]
One! Two!
One, two, three, four!

[Verse 1]
There's someone, you've got to meet him
An' you see him every day
His face will look familiar
But in a most unusual way

[Chorus]
He's Norman Normal
I said he's Norman Normal
You know he's Norman Normal
He looks a lot like you

[Verse 2]
Ev'ry party that Norman goes to
You've been there before
He's got some funny things he might have said
That he forgets until they close the door

[Chorus]
He's Norman Normal
I said he's Norman Normal
You know he's Norman Normal
He acts a lot like you
[Verse 3]
He's a well-respected man
He's had his problems but he's left them well behind
The only things he can't handle
Are the hang-ups on his mind

[Chorus]
He's Norman Normal
I said he's Norman Normal
You know he's Norman Normal
He looks a lot like you

[Outro]
He looks a lot like Jim
He looks a lot like Bill
He looks a lot like Frank
He looks a lot like Tim