[Verse 1: Toon Link (ShueTube)]
Man, I can't believe that I am doing this
The only thing I'm proving is that you're ass, but we knew that shit
It's a fact, no disputing it, you are wack and you're losing quick
Please go back where they threw ya into the trash with Pichu, ya bitch
You've been excluded since I entered the game, I've stayed, you ain't doing shit
Replacing you, dang, they say you're a stupid kid
One and the same, but hey, they wanted Toon to pick
I'm too legit, this Toon can spit
So battling me is profoundly dumb
I'll pound ya son, matter fact I think the crowds begun
To say my name causе they found I'm won
And they ain't evеn heard a sound from ya
So what the fuck you thinking? You ain't been hot since two thousand one
The Melee days, but now you're shunned, allowed in none
There's no way to surmount my run, it's down with Young
So ciao 'cause once you hit the ground, you're done, uh
[Verse 2: Young Link (Zach Boucher)]
I hold the Ocarina cords, bitch, just wait 'til the sword hits
Hero of your time, without me? You wouldn't be born, kid
You wear a mask, homie, faker than your dad
Only thing 'bout you and I? Is that I carry on my past
And I've been staring through my vision
I don't care what they've been saying, you and I are different
'Cause I cannot relate to a kid who took the prism
It was scattered 'cross the lands, wonder why? Because I did it
I'm the prophecy you've risen from, I have written your scripture, son
Fire and ice arrows, I earned, you were given them
I'm laughing now 'cause you think that you were chosen
I'm a poet when I'm flowing in the game and in a poem
Already been where you're going, fucking bored when you're boating
You're basically trying to show that your game is nothing but ocean
I'm so sick of you in my origins
I know that I am not alone, this is some boring shit
I've slept for seven years, now I'm losing my patience
Removed from Smash 'cause you've been afraid to face me
I know it's dufficult, you pitiful imbecile
I'm the principal inside the world you live in, it's typical
That you try to steal my fame, you and I are not the same
I'm the reason you're alive, you're the reason I'm ashamed
So let it rain, tears dropping from the pain
Pretty funny how you're chill yet, I'm fucking insane!
[Verse 3: Toon Link (ShueTube)]
Aww man, you made fun of my boat, hey
At least I have my own games, so don't say that I stole fame
That's so lame and so strange, you boast claims and get no play
It's OK, this clone reigns, it's clear you are the no name
[Verse 4: Young Link (Zach Boucher)]
Who the fuck you calling no name? I'm the one who created you!
Every mask that I wield will surely be elevating you
Off the ground from your spirit, waiting for you to hear it
I'm exactly how it sounds to spit Earth God Lyrics