I try so hard to get to you
But it never really seems to matter what I do
Stand on my head, bend over backwards too
Sometimes I talk until my face turns blue

Oh, what a pity
Oh, what a shame
Me & the skirts always turn out the same
A little bit angry
Oh, a little bit tame
Me & the skirts always end up the same, yeah

What were you thinking when you saw the light?
Were you surprised to find the world outside?
I felt so sorry for your little head
Was it depressing to just lay in bed?

Oh, what a pity
Oh, what a shame
Me & the skirts always turn out the same
A little bit angry
Oh, a little bit tame
Me & the skirts always end up the same

Oh, what a pity
Oh, what a shame
Me & the skirts always turn out the same
A little bit angry
Oh, a little bit tame
Me & the skirts always end up the same
(Oh, what a pity) Oh, what a pity
(Oh, what a shame) Oh, what a shame
(Me & the skirts always turn out the same) Always turn out the same
(A little bit angry)
(A little bit tame)
Me & the skirts always end up the same