[Verse 1]
Know your antiseptic
Your deodorant smells nice
I'd like to get to know you
You're deep frozen like the ice

[Chorus]
He's a germ-free adolescent
Cleanliness is her obsession
Cleans her teeth ten times a day
Scrub away, scrub away, scrub away
The S.R. way

[Verse 2]
You may get to touch her
If your gloves are sterilized
Rinse your mouth with Listerine
Blow disinfectant in her eyes

[Chorus]
He's a germ-free adolescent
Cleanliness is her obsession
Cleans her teeth ten times a day
Scrub away, scrub away, scrub away
The S.R. way
[Verse 3]
Phobia is infection
She needs one to survive
It's her built-in protection
Without fear she'd give up and die

[Chorus]
He's a germ-free adolescent
Cleanliness is her obsession
Cleans her teeth ten times a day
Scrub away, scrub away, scrub away
The S.R. way

[Bridge]
He's a germ-free adolescent
Cleanliness is her obsession
He's a germ-free adolescent
Cleanliness is her obsession
He's a germ-free adolescent
Cleanliness is her obsession

[Chorus]
He's a germ-free adolescent
Cleanliness is her obsession
Cleans her teeth ten times a day
Scrub away, scrub away, scrub away
The S.R. way