Daniel Radcliffe
Act One Finale
[FINCH, spoken]
Hello, operator, who paint names on office doors?
[ROSEMARY, spoken]
Finch, aren't you going to kiss me?
[FINCH, spoken]
Kiss you?
I can't
[ROSEMARY, spoken]
Why not?
[FINCH, spoken]
You're my secretary
Wait a minute, Rosemary
Hello, name painter?
[ROSEMARY, spoken]
"Wait a minute, Rosemary
Hello, name painter?"
[FINCH, spoken]
This is Mr. Finch
I want my name on my door in gold leaf
J. Pierrepont Finch
J. Pierrepont
[ROSEMARY & FINCH, spoken]
Suddenly there is music (All capitals)
In the sound of my name (Yes, block letters)
[FINCH]
J. Pierrepont
[ROSEMARY]
Rosemary
[FINCH, BUD & ROSEMARY]
Vice president (Vice president!) in charge of advertising
(There must be a way to stop him, there must be) (Rosemary)
F-I-N-C-H (There must)
[ROSEMARY]
All of my lifetime program will be more of the same
[FINCH, spoken]
The usual spelling
[FINCH & BUD]
J. Pierrepont (J. Pierrepont, J. Pierrepont)
[ROSEMARY]
Remember me, Rosemary
[BUD, spoken]
I can't stand it
[ROSEMARY]
Whatever happened to
[FINCH, spoken & ROSEMARY]
Boy, when you see it on your own door (Rosemary)
[FINCH & ROSEMARY]
There is wonderful music
In the very sound
[BUD]
I will return
[FINCH & ROSEMARY, BUD]
Of your name (I will return)