OK, landlubbers, here's how we do the holidays under the sea!

Hey everybody come with me
For a holiday beneath the sea
It's a wet, wet Christmas!
We hang our stockings up with care
But there's water, water everywhere
It's a wet, wet Christmas!

Splish, splash, splash, splish
Jingle all the way, squish squish squish
Fa la la la la, look out for that fish
It's a wet, wet Christmas!

Bring your fa la la and ho ho ho (drip drop, a-bubble-bubble)
To a party in the H2O
It's a wet, wet Christmas!
Will Santa crash my Christmas bash? (drip drop, a-bubble-bubble)
And come down the chimney with a great big splash
It's a wet, wet Christmas!

Splish, splash, splash, splish
Jingle all the way, squish squish squish
Fa la la la la, look out for that fish
It's a wet, wet Christmas!
Everybody's got the spirit
Hear 'em sing and shout
It's whole new happy new year
Ring it in, wring it out!

Every mom and dad and son and daughter (drip drop, a-bubble-bubble)
Is overjoyed and underwater
It's a wet, wet Christmas!

Splish, splash, splash, splish
Jingle all the way, squish squish squish
Fa la la la la, look out for that fish
It's a wet, wet Christmas!

Everybody's got the spirit
You can hear 'em sing and shout
It's whole new happy new year
Ring it in, wring it out!

Just like the ones we used to know (drip drop, a-bubble-bubble)
We're soaked from head to mistletoe
It's a wet, wet Christmas!

Splish, splash, splash, splish
Jingle all the way, squish squish squish
Fa la la la la, look out for that fish
It's a wet, wet Christmas!
Splish, splash, splash, splish
Jingle all the way, squish squish squish
Fa la la la la, look out for that fish
Wet, wet Christmas!

Dahahaha! I mean, ho ho ho!