[Intro: SpongeBob]
Gary, you can tie shoes!
How did you learn to do that?

[Verse: Gene Ween]
Want to learn how to tie your shoes?
It's a very easy thing to do
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop
What's that? It's called a "loop de loop"
You gotta take a lace in each hand
You go over and under again
You make a loop de loop and pull
And your shoes are lookin' cool!

[Pre-Chorus: Gene Ween]
You go over and back, left to right
Loop de loop and you pull 'em tight!
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow
Lace 'em up and you're ready to go!

[Chorus: Gene Ween]
You make a loop de loop and pull
And your shoes are lookin' cool

[Guitar Solo: Dean Ween]
[Chorus: Gene Ween]
You make a loop de loop and pull
And your shoes are lookin' cool!