[Spoken intro]
Looka here boy, let me tell you one thing
You're the most no-goodest cat I ever met in my life
You've been eating up all my red beans and ice
Tryna bite me in the back of my wife, you old dog
You wait a minute, come back, I'll show you something

[Verse 1]
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
Now, I brought you into my home
You wouldn't leave my wife alone
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you

[Verse 2]
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I'll be tickled to death when you leave this earth, you dog
And I took you for my friend
And the way you tried to drink up all my gin
Oh

[Verse 3]
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
Now looka here boy, you know one thing?
I said, do you know one thing?
Come back, boy
[Verse 4]
Ay man, just what is it you got
That makes my wife think you're so hot, eh?
Ha ha