Way down in chicken town
They've got a chicken clown
He's funny, oh honey 'n' how
He sure can shake a tee
He's got the whole world
All of 'em think that he is a wow

They call him Funny Feathers
He's the best dressed rooster in town
Boy he's cute, (?)
He's a man that rules all chicken land
They call him Funny Feather Man
They lay eggs only when he's around
Oh, he's got stuff that will bring 'em down
Oh, when he winks
All the poulets'll stop to think
That he's Funny Feather Man

They call him Funny Feathers
He's the only [?] boy
He's hot stuff, boy how rough
He's the law all the little chicks call him pa
'Cause he's that Funny Feather Man
Oh, when the hens all trot around
Now he don't kick but he runs 'em down
Well, he's not so slow
When he get through they all know
That he's a Funny Feather Man