[Verse 1: Miles Kane]
Rough and ready
Scratch and sniff
If and when
When and if

[Chorus]
Whip the mirror, whip the mirror
I'll whip the mirror, I'll whip the mirror
Give me some more

[Pre-Chorus: Alex Turner and Miles Kane]
John and Yoko
Patti and George
Barb and Ringo
Linda and Paul

[Chorus]
Whip the mirror, whip the mirror
I'll whip the mirror, I'll whip the mirror
Give me some more

[Verse 2: Miles Kane]
Fire and ice
Can't stop and I won't stop
Oh, sugar and spice
[Pre-Chorus 2: Alex Turner and Miles Kane]
[?]
Kiss and tell
Heaven and Hell
Silver and gold

[Chorus]
Whip the mirror, whip the mirror
I'll whip the mirror, I'll whip the mirror
Give me some more

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh [x12]