[Verse 1]
Guess I'm filled with the Christmas spirit
Celebrate a jolly man in red
Hope my kids don't find out Santa Claus isn't real
Maybe I should have told them about Jesus instead

[Chorus 1]
Last time I heard about it
He didn't come in a Santa outfit
Santa Claus is dead!
Santa Claus is dead!

[Verse 2]
Guess it's time to thank the easter bunny again
For doing absolutely nothing in my life
What the heck do a bunch of colored eggs have to do
With the Son of God being raised back to life

[Chorus 2]
Last time I heard about it
He didn't rise in an easter outfit
Last time I heard about it
He didn't rise in an easter outfit
The easter bunny is dead!
The easter bunny is dead!
[Break]

[Outro]
Christmas is when I celebrate Jesus' birth
Easter's when I celebrate Jesus' resurrection
Jesus is alive!
Jesus is alive!
Jesus is alive!

[Spoken Outro]