The indie kids are a bunch of snobs
They complain my timing's all off
I think timing is for stupid fucks
Why do they think I play punk rock!!!
Steve Albini playing god of indie heaven
Stupid dorks keeping time in seven and eleven!

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Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck!

I'm not a vegan and i have had sex
So some hard-line kids tried to kick my ass
If you're not like them they want to clean your clock
They're nothing but a bunch of jocks!
They're anti-choice, they're fascist youth
Their songs all sound like metal tunes!

[Chorus]

But what about punk rock?
What about punk rock? Hahahaha

I've been told emo songs are deep
Which translates into really weak!!!!!
All they ever do is cry
Did something get caught in their eyes?
I just can't understand it all
Even I don't always bawl..
Boohoohoo... my girlfriend dumped me
And I'm really really hurt...

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck!
They sux! you suck! they sux! you suck
They sux you suck they sux you suck
They sux you suck they sux you suck
They suck...