[Intro]
Gulp, gulp, gulp
Gulp, gulp, gulp
I want to drink more beer
Until I puke

Drink, drank, punk
Drink, drank, punk
Drink, drank, punk
Drink, drank, punk

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm so cool
I can drink so much
I can drink more than you

[Chorus]
Drink, drank, punk
Drink, drank, punk
Drink, drank, punk
Drink, drank, punk

[Verse 1]
Met a girl at the bar, oh
She was a 10 at 2:00, I gave her four stars, oh
I took her home, she spent the night, oh
At 10:00 am she was a fright
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Some old guy bought me some alcohol
We got drunk at the mall

[Chorus]
Drink, drank, punk
Drink, drank, punk
Drink, drank, punk
Drink, drank, punk

[Verse 2]
Mom's gonna get us at the mall, oh
In a drunken stupor, hope I don't fall, oh
I chew on a big wad of gum, oh
Mom won't notice, she's old and dumb

[Outro]
Drink, drank, punk
Drink, drank, punk
Drink, drank, punk
Drink
Drank
Punk