I want to tell you a little story 'bout a party
That went all right, but went all wrong
I want to tell you a little story 'bout a party
In this song

(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)

It happened back in '93
In the Pittsburgh punk rock scene
An event that will go down in infamy
It was all the master plan
Of one legendary punk rock kid
His name was Spaz, S-P-A-Z

An eviction notice to his house sparked off an idea
"I should have one last party at my place!"
So off he set with his master plan
The invitations in his hand
Read, "You're invited to my house destruction party!"

[Chorus]
Spaz's house destruction party
It was chaos with no end
If you were crazy enough to make the house destruction party
Then you know you're lucky that you lived
(Let's go!)

We played there St. Patrick's Day
With Submachine and The Bad Genes
In a basement full of debris
From kicked in doors, broken glass
Knocked-out walls, the place was trashed
The house was now missing its support beams

The bathrooms had no toilets
Or sinks left in them
There was nothing in the kitchen left to break
"Aus-Rotten" spray painted on walls
Drunk punks passed out in the halls
And this was just the second night
Of a three-day long party

[Chorus]
Spaz's house destruction party
It was chaos with no end
If you were crazy enough to make the house destruction party
Then you know you're lucky that you lived

The cops showed up and all the kids went piling out the back
I remember running away and hiding out in the lot behind the Squirrel Hill Mellon Bank
The cop said "I want to speak to someone who lives here!" and this punk kid said she did
He asked "Is this the condition this house has always been in?" She answered, "Uh... yeah. It is."
[Chorus]
Spaz's house destruction party
It was chaos with no end
If you were crazy enough to make the house destruction party
Then you know you're lucky that you lived

(Let's go! Hey!)