[JUDGE TURPIN, spoken]
Come, walk home with me
I have news for you
In order to shield her from the evils of this world
I have decided to marry Johanna next Monday

[BEADLE, spoken]
Ah, sir, happy news, indeed!

[JUDGE TURPIN, spoken]
Strange—when I offered myself to her
She showed a certain reluctance

[BEADLE]
Excuse me, my lord
May I request, my lord
Permission, my lord, to speak?
Forgive me if I suggest, my lord
You're looking less than your best, my lord
There's powder upon your vest, my lord
And stubble upon your cheek
And ladies, my lord, are weak

Ladies in their sensitivities, my lord
Have a fragile sensibility
When a girl's emergent
Probably it's urgent
You defer to her gent-
Ility, my lord
Personal disorder cannot be ignored
Given their genteel proclivities
Meaning no offense, it
Happens they resents it
Ladies in their sensit-
Ivities, my lord!
[JUDGE TURPIN, spoken]
Stubble you say?
Perhaps at times I am a little over-hasty
With my morning ablutions...

[BEADLE]
Fret not, though, my lord
I know a place, my lord
A barber, my lord, of skill
Thus armed with a shaven face, my lord
Some eau de cologne to brace my lord
And musk to enhance the chase, my lord
You'll dazzle the girl until
She bows to your every will

[JUDGE TURPIN, spoken]
Perhaps you're right
Take me to him

[BEADLE]
The name is Todd

[ANTHONY]
We'd best not wait until Monday

[JOHANNA & BEADLE]
Sir, I concur
And fully, too (Sweeney Todd)
[ANTHONY]
It isn't right
We'd best be married on Sunday

[JOHANNA]
Saturday, sir
Would also do

[ANTHONY]
Or else tonight

[JOHANNA]
I think I heard a noise

[ANTHONY]
Fear not

[JOHANNA]
I mean another noise!

[ANTHONY]
Like what?

[JOHANNA & ANTHONY]
Oh, never mind
Just a noise
Just another noise (You musn't mind)
Something in the street (It's a noise)
I'm a silly little (Just another noise)
Ninnynoddle— (Something in the street)
You silly
[JOHANNA & ANTHONY]
Kiss me!

[JOHANNA]
Oh, sir...

[ANTHONY]
We'll go to Paris on Monday

[JOHANNA]
What shall I wear?
I daren't pack!

[ANTHONY]
We'll take a train...

[JOHANNA]
With you beside me on Sunday
What will I care
What things I lack?

[ANTHONY]
Then sail to Spain...

[JOHANNA & ANTHONY]
I'll take my reticule
I need a reticule (Why take your reticule?)
You mustn't think (We'll buy a reticule)
Me a fool (I'd never think)
But my reticule (You a fool)
Never leaves my side (But a reticule—)
It's the only thing (Leave it all aside)
My mother gave me— (And begin again and)
Kiss me! (Kiss me!)
Kiss me!
I know a place where we can go
We'll go there (Tonight)
Kiss me! (Kiss me!)
We have a place where we can (We have a place where we can)
Go tonight (Go tonight)

[BEADLE]
The name is Todd

[JUDGE TURPIN]
Todd?

[BEADLE]
Todd. Sweeney Todd

[JUDGE TURPIN]
Todd

[BEADLE]
Todd

[JOHANNA, ANTHONY, JUDGE & BEADLE]
I loved you (I loved you) (Sweeney Todd)
Even as I saw you (Even as I saw you) (Todd...)
Even as it does not (Even as it did not) (Todd...)
Matter that I still (Matter that I did)
Don't know your name, sir (Not know your name) (Sweeney Todd)

Even as I saw you (Todd...)
Even as it does not (Johanna...) (Todd...)
Matter that I still (Johanna...)
Don't know your name (Johanna...)

[ANTHONY, spoken]
Anthony

[JUDGE TURPIN, spoken]
Todd?

[BEADLE, spoken]
Todd

[JOHANNA, spoken]
Anthony!

[JUDGE TURPIN, spoken]
Todd, eh?

[JOHANNA & ANTHONY]
I'll marry Anthony Sunday (You'll marry Anthony Sunday)
That's what I'll do (That's what you'll do)
No matter what! (No matter what!)
I knew you'd come for me one day (I knew I'd come for you one day)
Only afraid that you'd forgot (Only afraid that you'd forgot)

[BEADLE]
Ladies in their sensitivities, my lord...

[JUDGE TURPIN]
Pray lead the way

[BEADLE]
Have a fragile sensibility

[JUDGE]
Just as you say

[JOHANNA & ANTHONY]
I feared you'd never come (Marry me, marry me, miss)
That you'd been called away (You'll marry me Sunday)
That you'd been killed (Favor me, favor me)
Had the plague (With your hand)
Were in debtor's jail (Promise)
Trampled by a horse (Marry me, marry me)
Gone to sea again (That you'll marry me)
Arrested by the... (Enough of all this...)

[BEADLE]
When a girl's emergent
Probably it's urgent...
Ladies in their sensitivities

[JOHANNA]
Oh, sir

[ANTHONY]
Ah, miss...

[JOHANNA, ANTHONY, BEADLE, JUDGE]
Oh, sir... (Sensitivities...)
Oh, sir... (Ah, miss...)
Oh, sir... (Ah, miss...)
Oh, sir... (Ah, miss...) (Todd...)
Oh, sir... (Ah, miss...)
Oh, sir... (Ah, miss...)