Stephen Sondheim
Dainty Jane and Her Farmboys
[FARMBOYS]
Extra! Extra! Hey, look at the headline!
Historical news is being made
Extra! Extra! They're drawing a red line
Around the biggest scoop of the decade
A barrel of charm, a fabulous thrill
The biggest little headline in vaudeville
[FARMBOYS, spoken]
Presenting
In person
That five-foot-two bundle of dynamite
Dainty June!
[JUNE, spoken]
Hello, everybody!
My name is June
What's yours?
[JUNE]
I have a moo cow
A new cow, a true cow
Named Caroline
[COW]
Moo, moo, moo, moo...
[JUNE]
She's an extra-special friend of mine
[COW]
Moo, moo, moo...
[JUNE]
I like everything about her fine
[COW]
Moo, moo, moo, moo...
[JUNE]
She likes to moo in the moonlight
When the moody moon appears
And when she moos in the moonlight
Gosh, it's moosic to my ears—
She's so moosical
She loves a man cow, a tan cow
Who can cow her with a glance
[COW]
Moo, moo, moo, moo...
[JUNE]
When he winks at her, she starts to dance
[COW]
Moo, moo, moo, moo...
[JUNE]
It's what grown-ups call a real romance
[COW]
Moo, moo, moo, moo...
[JUNE]
But if we moved to the city
Or we settled by the shore
She'd make the move
'Cause she loves me more
[Dance Break]