[FARMBOYS]
Extra! Extra! Hey, look at the headline!
Historical news is being made
Extra! Extra! They're drawing a red line
Around the biggest scoop of the decade

A barrel of joy, a fabulous thrill
The biggest little headline in Vaudeville

[FARMBOYS, spoken]
Presenting
In person
That five-foot-two bundle of dynamite
Dainty June!

[DAINTY JUNE, spoken]
Hello, everybody!
My name is June!
What's yours?

[DAINTY JUNE, (COW)]
I have a moo cow, a new cow
A true cow named Caroline (moo moo, moo moo)
She's an еxtra special friend of mine (moo moo, moo moo)
I likе everything about her fine (moo moo, moo moo)
She likes to mooo in the moonlight
When the moody moon appears
And when she moooos in the moonlight
Gosh, it's "moosic" to my ears
She's so "moosical"!

She loves a man cow, a tan cow
Who can cow her with a glance (moo moo, moo moo)
When he winks at her, she starts to dance (moo moo, moo moo)
It's what grown-ups call a real romance (moo moo, moo moo)

But if we "mooove" to the city
Or we settled by the shore
She'd make the "mooove"
'Cause she loves me more!

[Instrumental]

[ASSISTANT]
Yes, Mr. Grantziger? I'll tell her
Thank you very much, that's all

[ROSE]
But we have a great dramatic finish

[ASSISTANT]
I'm sure, but Mr. Grantziger is a very busy man