Stephen Sondheim
Buddy’s Blues
[BUDDY, spoken]
My turn
[BUDDY]
I got those
"God-why-don't-you-love-me-oh-you-do-I'll-see-you-later"
Blues
Those
"Long-as-you-ignore-me-you're-the-only-thing-that-matters"
Feelings
That
"If-I'm-good-enough-for-you-I'm-not-good-enough"
And "Thank-you-for-the-present-but-what's-wrong-with-it" stuff
Those
"Don't-come-any-closer-cause-you-know-how-much-I-love-you"
Feelings
Those
"Tell-me-that-you-love-me-oh-you-did-I-gotta-run-now"
Blues
[BUDDY, spoken]
Margie? Margie?
[BUDDY]
She says she really loves me—
["MARGIE"]
I love him
[BUDDY]
—She says
She says she really cares—
["MARGIE"]
I care, I care
[BUDDY]
Shе says that I'm her hero—
["MARGIE"]
He's my hеro
[BUDDY]
—She says
I'm perfect, she swears
["MARGIE"]
You're perfect, goddammit
[BUDDY]
She says that if we parted—
["MARGIE"]
If we parted—
[BUDDY]
—She says
She says that she'd be sick
["MARGIE"]
I'm gonna be sick
[BUDDY]
She says she's mine forever—
["MARGIE"]
Forever
[BUDDY]
—She says
I gotta get outta here quick!
I got those
"Whisper-how-I'm-better-than-I-think-but-what-do-you-know"
Blues
Those
"Why-do-you-keep-telling-me-I-stink-when-I-adore-you"
Feelings
"You-say-I'm-all-the-world-to-you-you're-outta-your-mind-
I-know-there's-someone-else-and-I-could-kiss-your-behind"
"You-say-I'm-terrific-but-your-taste-was-always-rotten"
Feeling
Those
"Go-away-I-need-you"
"Come-to-me-I'll-kill-you"
"Darling-I'd-do-anything-to-keep-you-with-me-till-you-
Tell-me-that-you-love-me-oh-you-did-now-beat-it-will-you?"
Blues!
[BUDDY, spoken]
Sally? Sally?
[BUDDY]
She says she loves another—
["SALLY"]
Another
[BUDDY]
—She says
A fella she prefers
["SALLY"]
Furs... Furs...
[BUDDY]
She says that he's her idol—
["SALLY"]
Idolidolidolidol
[BUDDY]
—She says
Ideal, she avers
["SALLY"]
I deal—"Avers"?
[BUDDY]
She says that anybody—
["SALLY"]
Buddy—bleah!
[BUDDY]
Would suit her more than I
["SALLY"]
Ay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay
[BUDDY]
She says that I'm a washout—
["SALLY"]
A washout!
[BUDDY]
—She says
I love her so much, I could die!
I got those
"God-why-don't-you-love-me-oh-you-do-I'll-see-you-later"
Blues
Those
"Long-as-you-ignore-me-you're-the-only-thing-that-matters"
Feelings
That
"If-I'm-good-enough-for-you-you're-not-good-enough"
And "Thank-you-for-the-present-but-what's-wrong-with-it" stuff
Those
"Don't-come-any-closer-cause-you-know-how-much-I-love-you"
Feelings
Those
"If-you-will-then-I-can't"
"If-you-gotta-then-I-can't"
"If-you-want-then-I-don't-wanna-if-you-won't-I-gotta-have-it"
High-low-wrong-right-yes-no-black-white
"God-why-don't-you-love-me-oh-you-do-I'll-see-you-later"
Blues!