Stephen Sondheim
Café Everything (Toast 1)

[MAITRESSE D', spoken]
Good morning, eaters!
Welcome to Café Everything!
A celebration of plenitude
A hymn to abundance
A paean to endless plenty!

[MARIANNE, spoken]
Could we have some water?

[MAITRESSE D', spoken]
I will check on that
Your enabler will be here momentarily

[PAUL, spoken]
Wow, they really do have everything here

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
And then some

[MARIANNE, spoken]
They've got manna? I'm in heaven!

[LEO]
Ladies and gents
Before we munch—
We must thank the Lord
For inventing brunch—
[CLAUDIA]
For sourdough—

[RAFFAEL]
Petite Marmite—

[PAUL]
Good health—

[MARIANNE]
Good friends—

[LEO, spoken]
Bon appetit!

[WAITER, spoken]
Good morning, adventurers
I'll be enabling your table

[MARIANNE, spoken]
Could we have some water, please?

[WAITER, spoken]
I will check on that
Can I take your order?
[CLAUDIA, spoken]
Of course you may
It's your job
I'll have a decaf soymilk latte mocchaniño, immediately