[Verse 1]
I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Going 90, it ain't scary
Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

[Verse 2]
I'm in the back seat sinnin'
Jesus up there grinnin'
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Green, white, pink or yellow
I don't care cause he's my fellow
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

[Verse 3]
I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Going 90, it ain't scary
Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

[Verse 4]
I'm in the back seat sinnin'
Jesus is up there grinnin'
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Green, white, pink or yellow
I don't care cause he's my fellow
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car