[Verse 1]
Debra Kadabra
Say she's a witch
Shit-ass Charlotte!
Ain't that a bitch?
Debra Kadabra
Haw, that's rich!
On a ranch her granny
Shook her wrinkled fanny

[Bridge]
Shoes are too tight and pointed
Shoes are too tight and pointed
Ankles sorta puffin' out
Cause me to shout

[Verse 2]
Oh, Debra Algebra Ebneezra Kadabra!
Witch Goddess, Witch Goddess of Lankershim Boulevard!
Cover my entire bodice with Avon Cologna!
And drive me to some relative's house in East L.A. (Wooden dog!)
Just till my skin clears up!
Turn it to Channel 13
And make me watch the rubber tongue
When it comes out!
From the puffed and flabulent Mexican rubber-goods mask
Next time they show the Binaca
Make me buy The Flosser
Make me grow Braniac Fingers
But with more hair!
Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry!
Emboss me!
Rub the hot front part of my head
With rigid unguents!
Give me bas-relief!
[Verse 3]
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it!
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it!
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Oh, hell, yeah!
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Oh, hell, yes!
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Oh, hell, yes!
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Oh, hell, yes!

[Outro]
Learn the Pachuco Hop
And let me twirl ya
Learn the Pachuco
Learn the Pachuco Hop an' lemme twirl you
Oh Debra Fauntleroy-Magnesium Kadabra!
Take me with you!
Don't you want an' of these?