Alexander
Life: The Biggest Troll
Dude 1 kicks open the door
GUNSHOTS
No screaming, just silence. I'm not saying it was a peaceful death, I don't think such a thing exists
...who the fuck wants to die anyway?
INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
STEVE
When did this happen?
AJ
How the fuck would any of us know?
MARCUS
Fuck. We should leave, this place is hot
SWANK
Is there going to be a funeral?
FAM
Funerals are fuckin' lame
INT. THE BOY'S ROOM - NIGHT
Naomi is in The Boy's room now. She's on his computer. He may have signed out of our world, but he forgot to sign out of his twitter account. She's looking at his mentions reading what people are saying
"I heard @thegoldmolar got sprayed up... LOL what a bitch n***a! [CRYING EMOJI]"
"@thegoldmolar got caught slipin. WET UP! #ROSCOESWETSUIT"
Naomi stares and types, "FUCK YALL, I'M STILL ALIVE! #TWITTERGAMESTRAIGHTFLEXIN"
...how can I see all of this?
The Boy is laid out on his bed, no shirt and flower shorts. He opens his eyes
THE END