[Verse 1]
Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea
My fiancé and me
The ship went down, everybody drowned
And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
Well, I was in distress
'Cause my hair was such a mess
And so I washed up on a beach
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me

[Chorus]
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet
I'm feelin' well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

[Bridge]
(Hoo-ha-hoo)
(Hoo-ha-hoo)
(Hoo-ha-hoo)
(Hoo-ha-hoo)

[Verse 2]
Oh, trouble was afoot, they were eating mine
Toeing the party line
I was starting to feel
These guys are heels
Well, truth be told, these cannibals have got soul
Hey, numb-skull look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee
You ain't humorous, stop ribbing me
Have a spine, bone up, boy, set me free
[Chorus]
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet
I'm feelin' rare, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

[Interlude]
Missionaries came to this place
They taught us manners
Now we cannibals always say grace
"Thank you, Good Lord for this [?] we're about to eat, amen"
And then we eat your face

[Bridge]
(Hoo-ha-hoo)
(Hoo-ha-hoo)
(Hoo-ha-hoo)
(Hoo-ha-hoo)
(Hoo-ha-hoo)
(Hoo-ha-hoo)

[Chorus]
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet
I'm feelin' well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
[Outro]
(Ow, woah, ow, woah, whoooooaa.... not my peepee!)