[Verse 1]
I heard the phone ring when you said
“Regrets are probably a good thing”
And I didn’t answer
It was a private number
It made me kind of anxious

[Verse 2]
And I can feel it coming
I can hear someone screaming
Out in the darkness
At least you’re here with me
In the darkness with me

[Chorus]
I swear, it’s a trap
And sometimes my arms bend back
But it’s been getting better
The dog days are over

[Verse 3]
And I’ll eat salt with you
If that’s what you need me to do
And years from now
I’ll think of something profound
I know it's getting you down
[Verse 4]
And she made me shake
When she got up in my face
And heartbreak left a splinter
But I heard they met on Tinder
So, it really doesn’t matter
‘Cause they really don't matter

[Chorus]
I swear, it’s a trap
And sometimes my arms bend back
Now the dark days are over
I think I finally got closure

[Verse 5]
And I still spend my time
Hiding behind closed eyes
When I’m trying to be honest
I feel like such a fucking tourist
And I still get so anxious

[Verse 6]
But, I came here alone
And I will leave here on my own
And I will stand in the front row
Yeah, I still come to your shows
And sing along to the words I know
[Chorus]
I swear it’s a trap
Sometimes my arms bend back
But it’s better than before
No, you don’t scare me anymore
You don’t scare me anymore