[Francine]
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

[Stan]
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

[Both]
We're Stan and Frannie
And we go together
Like-ke ding-a de ding a dong

[Stan]
She's thin and pretty

[Francine]
And I love him 'cause he's so big and strong

[Entire Family]
Flim flam, flibbity flommity flop
Bib bop bap boo boo bah bee-ee

[Stan and Francine]
Stan and Franny
[Stan]
We go together like Steve's palm

[Francine]
And a gallon of Lubriderm

[Stan]
I've got a big chin

[Francine]
And that goes great with my huge vajinny-jin

[All]
Bah bah biggity dooga dom
Gah zib ziblala far-eed
Blip blop blop blee
Blah blah gippity gip ta bot
Gip got gallawot nippity nip ta doo
Moogatee moogatee moogatee moogatee...

[Stan]
Stop! Where's Roger?

[Roger]
I left in the middle of the song
It turned into all gibberish and I won't be a part of it