The greatest words that a girl could hear while my dad just spat 'em right into my ear?
I've been waiting for years and years to hear my dad is proud of me
'Cause I did a good, no, great, no, good job
I did a good, no, great, no, good job
I did a good, no, great, no, good job
My dad and I have had rough patches
That's why Jeff's upstairs with a book of matches
Oh shit
Don't worry, I've got this

My name is Klaus and I-I-I uh, uh, oh, dang
Say something, anything
I killed two teenagers
I killed two teenagers
I was hammered on bourbon as I took the turn
Then ditched the car as my passenger burned
Oh, wait
I killed three teenagers
Three teenagers
I killed three teenagers
Don't tell anyonе