[Intro]
Dyslexic

[Verse 1]
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
Like my money did at a craps table
Ding-ding, slot machine's ringin'
The roulette wheel and my head's spinnin'
Three days, one night
At a Bellagio, rollin' dice
Pink limo parked in a Hard Rock
Got a blowjob before the car stop
The sweet and a palms is palatial
CV body rap [?]
My entourage is the freshest
Siegfried, Roy and Tony [?]

[Hook]
Leaving Las Vegas

[Verse 2]
Yo man this city outta [?]
[?] disappear with Danny [?]
Alot of people lost alot of dough
That's why you can't open up fucking windows
If you wanna find some hoes
Go to Spearmint Rhino or Crazy Horse
The places polluted from all the prostitution and [?]
It's such a Circus-Circus
Met a hoe at New-York, she jerk dick
Sin city, big titties, big ballin', Big Willie shit
[Hook]
Leaving Las Vegas

[Verse 3]
[?] poolside [?]
I ain't slept the days
I think I'd see'd the ghost of Sammy Davis
Blackjack 25$ minimum
With a phillipinan bitch dealin' 'em
I threw up at a stratosphere
That's when I knew
Time to get a fuck outta here

[Hook]
Leaving Las Vegas

[Outro]
What's up man, it's your boy Kimbo Slice
[?] to the Shoot To Kill Mixtape
Fuckin' with my boy Dirt Nasty it's like fuckin' with me
You feel me?
Hi guys, it's Andy Milonakis
I'm listenin' to the Shoot To Kill Mixtape 'cause I like rap music
Yeah dudes
So what's up with crack?