[Intro: Asher Roth & (Cannon)]
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (The Cannon)
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha (The Cannon)
That was my, my villain laugh (Cannon)
(The Cannon)

[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
Yeah I don’t have it figured out yet
Matter fact I just figured out my outfit, don't doubt that
Gotta clue what I'm doin'
But I'm sure not a shoe-in I can ruin it by being untrue to it
Untrue to me, excuse my truancy
While sex sells and I excel in nudity
The influence of jewelry ain't cool to me
Search the globe for something that’s more new to me
But buffoonery is usually my duty see
The fool in me is rooted deep and has me actin' foolishly
But the fruit in me is sweeter than the ghoul in me
So all only stupid me could ruin this here opportunity
So tune in and listen to my fluency
The way I do it, you would think that there was ten of me
More like 10 of me
I have a tendency as Edison invented with a pen and a sentence
(Cannon)

[Interlude: Asher Roth]
That's what I'm talking 'bout boy
And you know I'm gettin' filthier like each week I been down here
Every-every verse has been getting more lethal
I guess you can say
[Verse 2: Asher Roth]
Not to mention my quick comprehension
That lead to success and tremendous progression
Self-expression is all that I know
My direction is all on my own
I direct it, produce and edit
So no excuse if I lose, can't regret it
But I won't let it get to ever be an incorrect
My skills are set to represent the flows to feel they haven’t been, uh

[Outro: Asher Roth & DJ Drama]
Asher Roth, Greenhouse Effect, this kid is crazy
Aw man, I stumbled on that last line, but whatever man
Mr. Money Machine and all that, DJ Drama