[Verse 1]
I dreamed I saw a stairway leading way up to the stars
A sign said, "Heaven this way, don't be afraid, it's not too far"
And as I looked a little closer through the soft blanket of cloud
In small print, it said, "Sorry, but there are no pets allowed"

[Verse 2]
When I peered over my shoulder at the pathway along the ridge
And saw paw prints of all sizes leading to a rainbow coloured bridge
Well I followed that path slowly, more out of curiosity
And standing halfway across the bridge, I was so amazed to see

[Verse 3]
There were animals of every shape and size
And some of them I didn't recognise
Could this place really be? It was the biggest zoo I'd ever seen
And every creature known to man residing in that promised land
And I knew then, this was the way
And I knew then, this was where I was gonna stay

[Verse 4]
Then I heard a voice shouting, "Hey, what are you doing there?
And don't you know that there are rules?
And you don't belong in there"
I said, "Rules were made for breaking
And I'm doing what I think is best
I can already see my buster and I'll stay until I find the rest
I don't care what your sign says
I'll choose this road any day
And you may or may not agree
But this looks more like heaven to me"
[Outro]
My kind of heaven