[USHERETTE]
I knew Leo G. Carroll
Was over a barrel...
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot
When I saw Janette Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills

Dana Andrews said "Prunes!"
Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But When Worlds Collide
Said George Pal to his bride
"I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills"
Like a-

Science fiction double feature
Frank has built and lost the creature
Darkness conquered Brad and Janet
The servants gone to a distant planet
Woah oh, oh oh oh
To the late night double feature picture show

I wanna go-
Oh oh, oh oh oh
To the late night double feature picture show
[USHERETTE & EDDIE]
By R.K.O
Woah oh, oh oh oh
To the late night double feature picture show

In the back row...
Woah oh, oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature picture show
Oh oh oooh....