Now sweet mother nature
Why must you do this to me
Must I be so offended
By this comedy
Well, I don't give a flying'
'Bout what he has to say
'Cause the hair's all wrong
The shoes don't fit
The eyes the eyes
No mystery
Big sucker
Small guy

Chorus ~
Killer Killer
Ooh my my
King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag
King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag

I read it in the paper
New romance
Puff puff vapour
Career chance
Spineless spreading
Of legs and lies
Reception reception stuck in a lift
Dress hiked to her thighs;
She pucker moan and sigh
Chorus

On TV TV
What a pro
Toupe' toupe'
Where the hair don't grow
Spineless spreading
Of legs and lies
Reception reception stuck in a lift
Dress hiked to her thighs
She pucker moan and sigh

Chorus ~ +
King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag
King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag