There's a man, desperate Dan, looking for a wife
If he can find the right one, he'll explode
Says he likes women like cycling in the n***
No wonder that as yet no one has showed

You can battle your canoe
Up and down the busy creek
The question though is this
With no water so to speak

Where did you go to, who did you see?
How did you know I'd be there?
And did you remember not to forget?
Tell me 'cause I don't care

If you knew the pain you sue, you might know the song
But if you knew a secret, would you tell?
Seems to me for a fee, we would sell our souls
If only for the coffers, it would swell

You can bless your cotton socks
All the woolly ones at least
The only problem being
What if you can't find a priest?

So where did you go to, who did you see?
How did you know I'd be there?
Oh, and did you remember not to forget?
Tell me 'cause I don't
Tell me 'cause I don't care
Don't care
Doesn't mean the world is coming to an end
Doesn't mean there won't be no more news at Ten
If you wanna [?]
Are you off your rocker or just having fun?

Take your time, learn your lines, call somebody's bluff
But don't try to sit home, know what I mean
Use your head, make your bed, turn the duvet round
That way it will look like it was clean

When the waiting is too long
Stretching right around the block
It's hard not to prelude
Where it starts, is where it stops

So where did you go to, who did you see?
How did you know I'd be there?
Oh, and did you remember not to forget?
Tell me 'cause I don't
Tell me 'cause I don't
Tell me 'cause I don't
Tell me 'cause I don't care
Don't care