[Verse 1]
Friday at the [?] on a ticket line
Telling me I'm beautiful, you want me all the time
Someone catches your eye and you freeze
Standing there awaiting for an introduction, please

[Pre-Chorus]
When your friend ask about me then
You start, start, start stuttering

[Chorus]
You never call me your girlfriend
What's your problem [?]?
You never call me your girlfriend
Millions of guys would die to say
Say that word about me
Who am I supposed to be?
You never call me your girlfriend
But it ain't no bitter pale
Cause I know someone else who will

[Verse 2]
I show up on a sunday right outside your place
She's there with her lipgloss, inches from your face
Snap you on a shoulder and you freeze
This is getting awkward, who the hell is she?
[Pre-Chorus]
When your friend ask about me then
You start, start, start stuttering

[Chorus]
You never call me your girlfriend
What's your problem [?]?
You never call me your girlfriend
Millions of guys would die to say
Say that word about me
Who am I supposed to be?
You never call me your girlfriend
But it ain't no bitter pale
Cause I know someone else who will

[Bridge]
Someone else who will take me out
Show me off
Someone else who knows what he's got

When your friend ask about me then

[Chorus]
You never call me your
You never call me your girlfriend
What's your problem [?]?
You never call me your girlfriend
Millions of guys would die to say
Say that word about me
Who am I supposed to be?
You never call me your girlfriend
You never call me your girlfriend
But it ain't no bitter pale
Cause I know someone else who will
Someone else who will