[Verse 1]
Here they come, here come the bastards
I heard it from a confidant
Who heard it from a confidant
They're definitely on their way
There's one with this idea
Something about a hammer head shark
Nosehairs and flatus
Best keep your distance because

[Verse 2]
Here they come, here come the bastards
Bury your head deep in the sand
Anonymity is a virtue in this day and age
Amazing hand dexterity
Flagrant misuse of security
Better run, run, run, run, run
Run, run, run, run, run

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[Guitar Solo]

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